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Postby Noodlez » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:14 am

and noodlez was peacefully asleep
but 2 piegeons were horny
kissing each other violently with there stupid beaks
they landed on his window and were fully prepared
poor little noodlez was never aware
the action began the pigeons were loud
they let out such sounds that were all so foul
they hooted and screeched enjoying the action
that girl pigeon was giving some good satisfaction
5 minutes into it the action got more intense
noodlez woke up and took a quick glance
these filthy freakin pigeons somehow managed
to squeeze through his window and take advantage
they were on his midnight desk doing piegeon style
noodlez got up and CHOPPED THEM ninja style
the pigeons collapsed and noodlez was not done
grabbed his lightsaber and beat on them with it on
the pigeons wings were broken they culd not fly away
which was good for noodlez cuz he wanted them neway
he kicked them down the hallway in a walk of shame
poor horny pigeons will never be the same
he put them in a bag and tied it right up
went to his roof and dropped them....from 6 floors up
the pigeons are now dead and noodlez is at peace
but unfortunately for him he now cant go to sleep
so hes here writin this story and hopes it entertains
and warns all pigeons to STAY OFF HIS FREAKIN WINDOW PANE!!!!!!!!



yes guys this really did happen.....no lie
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby King_Chile » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:46 am

bro this is a classic, im not who so i can't do a thumbs up but ill just pat you in the back since your sitting right next to me :shk:
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby cloud945076 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:04 am

Hahaha. nice. lol

did that really happen?
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby WHO_99 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:16 am

holy shit.

that was great

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5 thumbs up for a funny poem.

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5 more on KC's behalf (i got ur back man lol)
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby fishki » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:25 am

classic...yep you are definatly on crack
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby fishki » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:27 am

40,000th board post......just had to post this...so I could do the 40,000th
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby twistedblister » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:00 am

very funny odd stuff Nood
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby hippo999 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:06 am

Wow noodlez! O.o?
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby fishki » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:08 am

yeah hippo...dont do drugs...you start seeing things like pigeons fkng....
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby hippo999 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:09 am

yes i know fish :yeh:
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby Noodlez » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:55 pm

its not the crack!!!!! this really did happen!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby nemo » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:50 pm

:rofl that was funny.....will u tell me where i can get a lightsaber
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby King_Chile » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:29 am

we got it on ebay :be:
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby WHO_99 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:08 pm

i saw a shit load at disney world on the star wars ride.

btw KOTOR is the BEST GAME EVER!!!!

just thought i'd add that
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby twistedblister » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:23 pm

fishki wrote:yeah hippo...dont do drugs...you start seeing things like pigeons fkng....


ha. that would not be so werid. flying furniture fornicating would be werid.
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby RYANMILLER36 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:30 pm

fishki wrote:yeah hippo...dont do drugs...you start seeing things like pigeons fkng....

What's fking? Friendkilling??

fking... OH~ never mind I got it
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Re: it was 7:55 am in new york city

Postby hippo999 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:24 pm

RYANMILLER36 wrote:
fishki wrote:yeah hippo...dont do drugs...you start seeing things like pigeons fkng....

What's fking? Friendkilling??

fking... OH~ never mind I got it

took you awhile :haha:
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