Yo Momma Jokes

[fishki]

Yeah put them here if ya got any

[RYANMILLER36]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


haha fish... you still don't get it...

[fishki]

well yo mommas head is so fat, she gotta step into her shirt

[RYANMILLER36]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[Noodlez]

yo momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[Noodlez]

yo momma so fat chuck norris cant even roundhouse kick her......yea i said it

[fishki]

yo mommas so fat, she fills up the tub, then turns on the water

[nemo]

yo mamma so fat, when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet

[Noodlez]

omg....its nemo......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nemo]

omg....its nemo......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes its me

[Noodlez]

i officialy adopt u as my mini noodle.....sorry fish....LOL

[RYANMILLER36]

To make him your "mini-noodle" wouldn't you need an actual noodle in the first place?

[nemo]

i officialy adopt u as my mini noodle.....sorry fish....LOL

yay now if i can get my dad to put that as my rank

[Noodlez]

yeaaaaaaaa do it fish!!!!!!!!!

[fishki]

yeaaaaaaaa do it fish!!!!!!!!!

I can do better...I will put him in a box and send him to ya

[King_Chile]

no no no sorry the little noodle position has been taken by me, if you send him over fish he'll dissapear cause i am a

[fishki]

ok fine...he will just have to stay here then

[Noodlez]

can he atleast get the rank =]

[nemo]

plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz give me the rank

[WHO_99]

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

***Yo Mama so poor, she got on an elevator and thought it was her home. - made that shit up myself

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so supid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

there you go. have a laugh or two or 12 lol

[nemo]

yo mamma so stinky, even her poo was glad to escape

yo mamma so greasy she uses bacon as a bandaid

yo mamma so stupid she put a quarter in parkin meter and sat down for 2 hours waiting for gum to come out

yo mamma so fat she uses the freeway as a slip in slide

yo mammas breath is so stinky when she yawns her teath duck

yo mamma is so fat, she sat down on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose

yo mammas so poor she sold her car for gas money

yo mamma so poor i went into her house and stepped on a cigarette and she said" hey u turned of the heater"

[WHO_99]

hey nemo you spelled come wrong. lol funny mistake though

[fishki]

hey nemo you spelled come wrong. lol funny mistake though

I fixed that one real quik like

[WHO_99]

haha nice. wonder if he even knew what the mistake meant lol

[fishki]

god I hope not, hes only 11