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Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:23 pm

Yeah put them here if ya got any
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby RYANMILLER36 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:26 pm

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


haha fish... you still don't get it...
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:28 pm

well yo mommas head is so fat, she gotta step into her shirt
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby RYANMILLER36 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:29 pm

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:30 pm

yo momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:30 pm

yo momma so fat chuck norris cant even roundhouse kick her......yea i said it
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:32 pm

yo mommas so fat, she fills up the tub, then turns on the water
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby nemo » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:24 pm

yo mamma so fat, when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:27 pm

omg....its nemo......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby nemo » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:30 pm

Noodlez wrote:omg....its nemo......OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yes its me :nen:
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:24 pm

i officialy adopt u as my mini noodle.....sorry fish....LOL
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby RYANMILLER36 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:48 pm

To make him your "mini-noodle" wouldn't you need an actual noodle in the first place? :laugh2:
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby nemo » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Noodlez wrote:i officialy adopt u as my mini noodle.....sorry fish....LOL



yay now if i can get my dad to put that as my rank
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:58 pm

yeaaaaaaaa do it fish!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:05 pm

Noodlez wrote:yeaaaaaaaa do it fish!!!!!!!!!


I can do better...I will put him in a box and send him to ya :laugh2:
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby King_Chile » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:48 am

no no no sorry the little noodle position has been taken by me, if you send him over fish he'll dissapear cause i am a :nin:
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:24 am

ok fine...he will just have to stay here then
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby Noodlez » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:54 pm

can he atleast get the rank =]
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby nemo » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:52 pm

plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz give me the rank
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby WHO_99 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:31 pm

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

***Yo Mama so poor, she got on an elevator and thought it was her home. - made that shit up myself

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so supid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

there you go. have a laugh or two or 12 lol

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby nemo » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:40 pm

yo mamma so stinky, even her poo was glad to escape

yo mamma so greasy she uses bacon as a bandaid

yo mamma so stupid she put a quarter in parkin meter and sat down for 2 hours waiting for gum to come out

yo mamma so fat she uses the freeway as a slip in slide

yo mammas breath is so stinky when she yawns her teath duck

yo mamma is so fat, she sat down on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose

yo mammas so poor she sold her car for gas money

yo mamma so poor i went into her house and stepped on a cigarette and she said" hey u turned of the heater"

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby WHO_99 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:10 pm

hey nemo you spelled come wrong. lol funny mistake though
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:14 pm

WHO_99 wrote:hey nemo you spelled come wrong. lol funny mistake though


I fixed that one real quik like
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby WHO_99 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:01 pm

haha nice. wonder if he even knew what the mistake meant lol
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes

Postby fishki » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:09 pm

god I hope not, hes only 11 :shck:
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