Once I was in Walmart, and I thought I saw my mom so I ran up to her and said LOOK AT THIS. But it turned out to be a 90 year old flabby grandma. I'll never forget that freaky smile


fishki wrote:my kid likes to go in walmart and act like he is retarded![]()
but then again we like to see how much we can embarass each other in public.
But what really pisses me off is when he will come up behind me if we are walking thru walmart or somewhere and kick my foot out from under me as im trying to walk, but once i got him back cause we were at a checkout and there was this really hot girl standing in front of us and my kid had his back to her so i just gave him a little push backwards and he was right against her ass, and then i went like "OMG! quit touching her butt!" he turned bright red and so did the girl, but that moment was priceless to see the look on his face what i did to him.
fishki wrote:my kid likes to go in walmart and act like he is retarded![]()
but then again we like to see how much we can embarass each other in public.
But what really pisses me off is when he will come up behind me if we are walking thru walmart or somewhere and kick my foot out from under me as im trying to walk, but once i got him back cause we were at a checkout and there was this really hot girl standing in front of us and my kid had his back to her so i just gave him a little push backwards and he was right against her ass, and then i went like "OMG! quit touching her butt!" he turned bright red and so did the girl, but that moment was priceless to see the look on his face what i did to him.

RYANMILLER36 wrote:fishki wrote:my kid likes to go in walmart and act like he is retarded![]()
but then again we like to see how much we can embarass each other in public.
But what really pisses me off is when he will come up behind me if we are walking thru walmart or somewhere and kick my foot out from under me as im trying to walk, but once i got him back cause we were at a checkout and there was this really hot girl standing in front of us and my kid had his back to her so i just gave him a little push backwards and he was right against her ass, and then i went like "OMG! quit touching her butt!" he turned bright red and so did the girl, but that moment was priceless to see the look on his face what i did to him.
Wait Why was he mad? His DAD let him touch a HOT GIRL'S BUTT? Maybe Nemo isnt pretending when he acts retarded in walmart
fishki wrote:RYANMILLER36 wrote:fishki wrote:my kid likes to go in walmart and act like he is retarded![]()
but then again we like to see how much we can embarass each other in public.
But what really pisses me off is when he will come up behind me if we are walking thru walmart or somewhere and kick my foot out from under me as im trying to walk, but once i got him back cause we were at a checkout and there was this really hot girl standing in front of us and my kid had his back to her so i just gave him a little push backwards and he was right against her ass, and then i went like "OMG! quit touching her butt!" he turned bright red and so did the girl, but that moment was priceless to see the look on his face what i did to him.
Wait Why was he mad? His DAD let him touch a HOT GIRL'S BUTT? Maybe Nemo isnt pretending when he acts retarded in walmart
oh he wasnt mad, the word would be embarassed, very embarassed.