In honor of Sticks FTW stance on smileys i Present.....

[twistedblister]

my FTW feeling about the text short hand like > " OMG " used in spoken english. I heard a i dont know 5 to 8 year old boy tell his 10 to 12 year old sister that as they were getting in the car at the GNC ( which is right next to coldstone. ha ) parking lot.

it did not make me want to punch them but i got that vague George Orwell 1984 senssation creeping up my spine.

[stickcult]

I generally refrain from saying it in general speech, but the occasinal "stfu" or "ftw" will slip out, usually the former one.

[fishki]

rotflmaowpimp

we do that at omg, like work!!! just to be stupid!! nmfp!!

[TwistedSystem]

Well I try not to use talk like that anywhere. I think lol is the worst because I hear people saying that all the time.

[twistedblister]

Well I try not to use talk like that anywhere. I think lol is the worst because I hear people saying that all the time.

If i heard someone saying LOL in public i would so want to say somthing to them.

Like run up and say man somthing is wrong with your face all i see is a blue screen and white text.

[twistedblister]

rotflmaowpimp

we do that at omg, like work!!! just to be stupid!! nmfp!!

I had to explain what RTFM was to my wife the other day. that was fun talking about it but i try not to use it in casual speach.
PEBUAK < did i get that right. problem exists between user and keyboard. ? that one is hard to remember

[stickcult]

noob!

I hate people who use 'lol' in common speech. It's so annoying. I can tolerate things that are used less often, but 'lol' is used so often it's annoying.

[TwistedSystem]

I just hate that kind of talk in general. I rarely hear anything other than lol omg and lmao but it makes me wanna go kick a puppy.

[twistedblister]

Stick wrote

noob!

I hate people who use 'lol' in common speech. It's so annoying. I can tolerate things that are used less often, but 'lol' is used so often it's annoying.

Ha I guy i worked with one day was goofing around and came by and said BFF and i laughed but the lady I was working with looked at him like he was saying somthing nasty and it just got even funnier.

TS

just hate that kind of talk in general. I rarely hear anything other than lol omg and lmao but it makes me wanna go kick a puppy.

or kittnens stabed with knitting needles

its the new valley speak ha. that is actually goes back a little before my time but i was a freshman then so It s the same air head vibe

[TwistedSystem]

Hmm that whole kitten thing is a little gruesome but I haven't heard that one before so good job

Whats worse than ten dead babys in a dumpster?

[stickcult]

Nothing is worse than that...


BFF is just a joke now from that commercial.

My BFF Jill.

[cloud945076]

Whats worse than ten dead babys in a dumpster?

One baby in TEN dumpsters?

[TwistedSystem]

Nope, ten dead babys in a dumpster and one live baby at the bottom trying to eat its way out. XD I have a sick sense of humor.

[cloud945076]

Thats pretty sick....

[stickcult]

That's very sick...

[twistedblister]

Whats worse than ten dead babys in a dumpster?

One baby in TEN dumpsters?

I dont know this one is pretty grusome too

[TwistedSystem]

Hmm any one else got some dead baby jokes?

[fishki]

i got nothin.....anyone else??

[stickcult]

nope.

[twistedblister]

Hmm any one else got some dead baby jokes?

been a long time since i have seen one of those sick and twisted joke books

[TwistedSystem]

Damn im gonna go look some up XD

[twistedblister]

oh man i have opend a box of worms . ha.

[stickcult]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Johnny.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

Should I stop now?

[fishki]

OMG thats sick....MORE!

[stickcult]

Yeah? More?

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.