ObamaCare

[fishki]

ObamaCare……The Top Ten Indicators Your Employer has changed to the Obama Care Program.

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered 100% is…”Embalming.”
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

[Drew]

Number 1 is a little funny

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