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Postby RYANMILLER36 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:52 pm

We are doing this unit in science. It's so nasty, and raw. SPERM+EGG= A offspring
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby hippo999 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:54 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwww that's really scary!
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby DWOMT » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:24 am

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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby gabrile23 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:30 am

Im not surprised DW your too good you had to be made science lol.
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby Noodlez » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:39 am

im actualy asexual.....i reproduce with myself......
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby DWOMT » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:34 am

Noodlez wrote:im actualy asexual.....i reproduce with myself......


It's true! I remember my battle with King Noodlez all those years ago. When I defeated him, he spat an egg out of his mouth and it flew into the mountains. Then King Noodlez died. Then the egg hatched and created the Noodlez you all now know!
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby Noodlez » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:36 am

DWOMT wrote:
Noodlez wrote:im actualy asexual.....i reproduce with myself......


It's true! I remember my battle with King Noodlez all those years ago. When I defeated him, he spat an egg out of his mouth and it flew into the mountains. Then King Noodlez died. Then the egg hatched and created the Noodlez you all now know!


word.....*bitch slapz DW*...thats what u get for killing my daddy!!!!!!!
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:23 am

Im heterosexual. But I made an attempt at sexual reproduction with my girlfriend last night.... ;)
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby Noodlez » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....HI 5 CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:17 pm

*high fives*

it was....how do you put it...well....bad-motha-fucking-ass
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby twistedblister » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:44 pm

ha.

funny stuff.


apparently you can balme either DNA or RNA for the force to mix data and pass it along.
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby Lfighter65 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:39 pm

RYANMILLER36 wrote:We are doing this unit in science. It's so nasty, and raw. SPERM+EGG= A offspring


i did that last year and we couldn't laugh or we would get in trouble
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby RYANMILLER36 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:43 pm

Lfighter65 wrote:
RYANMILLER36 wrote:We are doing this unit in science. It's so nasty, and raw. SPERM+EGG= A offspring


i did that last year and we couldn't laugh or we would get in trouble

Yeah the teacher is like GROW UP/ MATURE UP!
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby stickcult » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:44 pm

Sounds like you guys have been having fun.. (specially cloud 0.o)
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby WHO_99 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:41 pm

Haha i've learend that stuff a while ago. I'm going more in depth cuz I'm in anatomy phisiology now.

Ugh u guys r lucky I'm a resuld of fourth generation inbreeding. Just imagine a shorter Indian version of sloth from the goonies and that's me.

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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby twistedblister » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:17 pm

CHUNK its you

ha. hey guys. ok learning is good but tell you teachers TB said get back jack!

some s***t is just funny. say dogs with enflamed anal glands that require manual decompression.

yeah if you look at that from the serrios side its a painful agrivating thing that can cause infection and probelms

but its also a dog drging its ass on the side walk.

go ahead i dare you not to laugh.
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:00 am

stickcult wrote:Sounds like you guys have been having fun.. (specially cloud 0.o)

Yeap....*sigh* today was awesome too. :D
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby stickcult » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:54 pm

Have fun with that cloud. :spn:
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:26 pm

I am. :]
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby stickcult » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:59 pm

:bnc:
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:29 pm

:D :yeh:
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby stickcult » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:32 pm

like that, huh?
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Postby cloud945076 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:58 pm

pretty much
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby twistedblister » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:18 pm

rememer kids. safe sex

so no running naked with siscors or dipping your didles in boiling sugar
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Re: Sexual Reproduction

Postby cloud945076 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:20 pm

dont worry tb. :]
its all covered up :yeh:
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