Skunk natures jerk

[twistedblister]

skunks suck more latter

[twistedblister]

they are jerks and have bad aim. I am pretty happy aobut the bad aim. One of my girls got indirectly sprayed last ngiht. Not awfull but still not great.

Hey Gem by the time i wrangled her into the tub i did not have the tomatoe juice hand so i just used dog shampoo and skunk odor negateting soap we got at the pet stroe.

It worked ok. In large part due to my guess that the skunk did not score a direct hit. man what a crazy scene.

[TwistedSystem]

I have seen a skunk but never gotten close enough to get sprayed, almost gotten poked by a porcupine though.

[cloud945076]

does it smell REALLY bad?

[Guest]

Yes it smells horrible

[twistedblister]

how funny can you tell i was drunk when i typed the title. guess not since i dont usally spell correctly anyway ha.

[Guest]

yeah true

[tekkentool]

[twistedblister]

does it smell REALLY bad?

its quite nasty. most of the spray went into the bush where the skunk was hiding from my girls and right next to the bush the fume was so strong it almost smelled like burning plastic. it lingers you have to keep washing it and washing it over and over to get it out.

Thank you nature stink wepons. What more can i say.

[elkhoury]

i feel like stupid not knowing whats going on, so whats going one and whats shunk

[fishki]

Baby skunks are like kittens, so cute and adorable everyone should own one, if you need the perfect pet DBKOK, get a baby skunk, they get no bigger than your average housecat. Skunks are so much nicer than kittens, I suggest you get a baby skunk for a pet, they are awesome.....
See this pic...little kids love them!

[elkhoury]

lol dude am not a kid and your typing made laugh.

i think ill pass for having a pet i used to own a rabbit but someday it diseapered from home and i dont know where it went and i used to own a bird but it died, i bring bad luck to pets.

are those your chidren?

[twistedblister]

ow wow i am running to get my wife and show her your post fish. too funny.

oh yeah DBKOK dont get a skunk for a pet. he was being funny. their built in nature defense to predetors is a fluid in a gland located somewhere in thier anus. once in dangers and fleeing or often turning around while being attacked or supprised the skunk will exert the presure to spray the fluid with enough presure to make it mist as well as lquid spray for quite a few feet/ yards. i dont know how far but man i am not finding out first hand. the smell is well noxious but not sulparus but very nasty. the side of my house smelled like burning palstic. it gets on you or and animal and takes repeated washings to remeove it. I used a chemical from the pet strot But Gemroz told me ( and i have also been told by other people as well) that tomato juice will act as a nutrualizer on the chemical smell

[fishki]

yeah you need some baby skunks for your "kids" to play with

[twistedblister]

oh man that really made me laugh.

my last encounter with one was years ago camping as a child in the woods. my tent mate ( idot ) forgot to zip the tent closed. I woke up to rustling and looked up and saw a huge skunk. I must have gasped becase the dude woke up and chucked an empty water gallon jug at it. I dont know why we were spared but for the rest of camp i wnated to punch that kid for being an idot.