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Postby gabrile23 » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:47 am

fishki wrote:that shit is bananas... b.a.n.a.n.a.s

Thats it you got I was thinking about that song and I was like monkey shit is bananas and a bad joke was born.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:10 pm

gabrile23 wrote:
fishki wrote:that shit is bananas... b.a.n.a.n.a.s

Thats it you got I was thinking about that song and I was like monkey shit is bananas and a bad joke was born.
yes I am weird but I like to think about things in a literal way.


what is funny is that i gad to think how to spell bananas when i typed that... :bng:
haven't listened to gwen in a long time...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:12 pm

what is red and smells like blue paint?

---->spoiler<----
red paint :D
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Drew » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:05 pm

Bananas lol

Wtf fish.. lmao

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:53 pm

very silly
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:10 am

fun fact (ahum)

356 condoms makes one (1) Goodyear.. :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh:

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:54 pm

everyone should drive less and ...... more :+)
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:36 pm

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

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She has no arms.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:17 pm

ouch. ha
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:24 pm

Knock Knock....
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:42 pm

whos there
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:46 am

... definitely not Sara
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:45 pm

Def Not Sara who?
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:46 pm

lol you have to go back to the first joke about why sara fell out of the swing :bng:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Drew » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:01 pm

Does Sara still have knees?

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:37 pm

ouch. ugh. ha. ok i ll look it up.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Drew » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:13 am

How do know she didn't use her forehead fish?

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:48 pm

:rofl
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:40 pm

ok yeah it would not have been sara knocking. ha.

damn drew is right or her feet
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:19 pm

A few more cheesy ones.......

Whats the sound of a leper laughing his ass off?
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"Ha ha ha - thump"


Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?
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Having to walk inside and ask to borrow a coat hangar
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:03 am

What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is also made up of 3. Although written with 8 letters, and then with 4.Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sun May 11, 2014 9:28 pm

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
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stew
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Mon May 12, 2014 2:00 pm

why can't a nose be 12 inches?

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Then it would be a foot!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:22 am

What do you call two crows on a branch?
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:42 am

ummm... i have no idea
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