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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:50 pm

nice gabe. :-)
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby gabrile23 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:56 am

nymphetomine wrote:that was awsom!! gab :shk: :shk: :shk: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Im happy you like corny jokes BC thats all I got lol.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:54 am

the only jokes i know r the dead baby jokes xD :shck:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:32 pm

ha. hey at leat you have one down.

here is a pretty nasty cop joke sooooooooo. i warned you

---->spoiler<----
a little boy is crying on the sidewalk and a policeman sees him.

the policeman goes up to the child and asks

son why are you crying.

the little boy looks up and says i cant find my grandfather.

the cop then begins to ask him to describe the eldery man.

the boy says his name is grand pa and he is old

trying to make the child understand the cop tells the child

son you have to tell me what your grandpa like more then just that so we can
find him.

the little boy looks up and says

my grandpa likes Jack Danniels and big ol tities

wahhh wahhh
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:25 am

:laugh2: :rofl
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:20 pm

it works better verbally but cause you do a little kids voice in the punch line
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:36 pm

good silly stupid joke from a friend.



One day, Boudreaux was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Thibodeaux driving a brand new pickup.

Boudreaux pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Thibodeaux", where'd you git that truck?'


'Tammie give it to me.' Thibodeaux replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Boudreaux, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Thibodeaux", take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'

"Boudreaux", you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:59 am

hahahaa, that was funny xD lmao
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:07 pm

Boudreaux and Thibadeax are the local names for comedy where i live pronounced Booo droohh and tib ahhh doohhhhh
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:37 pm

lol we use hans en moos
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:30 pm

ha. hans i get but Moos ha. that is funny. i grew up next to an Itallian family ( 7 kids ) each had a three letter nickname. the youngest one was Moo. like the cow.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby pineapple7811 » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:23 am

What did the hat say to the scarf?

"You hang around - I'll go on ahead."

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:32 pm

... yeah.. prolly better than my jokes xD

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:48 pm

nice one pine


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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:31 pm

what is brown and all sticky??





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a stick
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:09 pm

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work.

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a stick
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.....I never know what those fuckers are up to.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby pineapple7811 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:26 pm

:rofl


ima sucker for cheese :spn:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:05 pm

ha ok i keep going back to this but .....



Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

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DUNG!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:43 am

what is green and smells like bacon??


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kermits finger
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:13 pm

Ha. good old joke Nymph. ha. oldie but a goodie.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby nymphetomine » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:01 am

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok i know 1!!!!!!!!!

what did the egg say to the boiling water?????

he? he? he??????

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it might take some time before i get hard, i just got laid last night :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh: :yeh:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby gabrile23 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:37 pm

Ok two monkeys are in the jungle and then another monkey comes along and takes a huge dump right in front of them. Then the one monkey turns to the other and says "Dam that shit is bananas..."
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:30 pm

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nice one
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby fishki » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:53 pm

that shit is bananas... b.a.n.a.n.a.s
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby twistedblister » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:48 pm

ha. dont sleep under trees in the jungle
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